Urban Camping: A New Adventure Sport
Some find thrills through the scaling of a mighty peak; others of similar ilk may also delight in the thin avoidance of ‘getting jacked’ by ‘the man’ or other hooligans and thugs via urban camping. Urban camping, AKA ‘stealth camping,’ ‘guerrilla camping,’ ‘homelessness,’ whatever, is the new adventure sport for urbanites with an outdoor spirit or for ‘dirtbags’ who’ve had no luck hitching to the crags outside of town. The skills needed for urban camping parallel those for a successful backcountry peak assault. While climbing, you may have to dodge loose rocks; while urban camping, you’ll have to dodge gold-studded fists from street pimps working the corner you’ve chosen for residence. Here are some tips and tricks for a successful urban camping campaign.
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Navigating the world of urban camping means you’ll need to develop a skill set necessary for making it out alive. You need to know how to find food (trashcans in front of posh cafes and dumpsters behind grocery stores); how to maintain hygiene (the Hobo Shower); how to defend yourself (metal shanks and Kung Fu trickery); how to make money (begging/pleading, busking, panhandling, rolling the newbies); how to have fun (buildering, urban hiking, etc…); and finally, finding appropriate accommodation (scope places out during the day and grow increasingly daring). You can harness these skills with a trial and error approach, or alternatively, through a sort of apprenticeship in which you latch onto someone more skilled for a while and then set out on your own.
Go it alone
If this were a team sport, your best teammate would be the bum on the park bench who’s so filthy the roaches wouldn’t even go near. But this isn’t a team sport; it’s an outdoor urban game of survival. Like all outdoor adventure, ultimately, it’s for the thrills, and to make things as invigorating as people you really need to depend solely on yourself. If you’ve taken the previously mentioned apprenticeship route, recognize when you have the required skill set and then make your leap of independence. Happy camping.